Girls! Time to pick up your mugs.

We finally got around to figuring out how to put up some kind of merchandise on here.

Behold the “Bring Out Your Balms Mug!” in spicy mayo white or heart of Gilead black. With a 5 cattle prod rating and tons of reviews by Marthas and Handmaids alike, itʻs the perfect mug to use when you are burning down the patriarchy, plotting the resistance, or enjoying a nice mug of Ritaʻs fine pumpkin soup.